If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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