dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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