6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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