I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
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