Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I think people are normalizing furries
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