I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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