I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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