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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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