So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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