is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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