Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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