sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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