we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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