This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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