And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
How does it feel to date your dad?
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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