I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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