I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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