HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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