I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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