everyone is single if you try hard enough
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Everclear isn't food dammit
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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