bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
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Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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