It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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