the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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