"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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