Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
vagina is talking i cant
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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