why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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