Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
ugly people sure do ruin things
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
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i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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