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  • 89 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 10:04pm

    9:22 - And you get a "thanks for the offer but I have to go over here now..."?

  • 91 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:46pm

    manatees are the best

  • 88 73
    Submitted by drizzy3 on Apr 8, 10 at 3:32am

    Angry sex is always the best!

  • 81 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:17pm

    riding a fat chick...this is a BAD night people...

  • 84 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:43pm

    She will probably like it.

  • 82 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:41pm

    No one said she was fat. I doubt the dude fucking her looks like a baboon either. Wtf.

  • 78 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:41am

    8:42, for that analogy, I would sleep with a guy. Seriously, that's fucking gold. Well, I wouldn't sleep with him JUST for the analogy, but if I liked a guy, and heard him give this advice to a friend, I'd be like, "That's fantastic, wanna try it?"

    • 65 62
      Submitted by Kate_FTW on Oct 23, 10 at 2:40pm

      its called a simile

      • 56 73
        Submitted by racistfreecoffee on Nov 16, 10 at 4:25am

        A simile is an expressed analogy. #grammarnazifail

  • 79 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:08pm

    Manatees are cows of the ocean...

  • 83 79
    Submitted by jinxyo10 on Mar 9, 10 at 10:20pm

    lol that would be the funniest thing ever

  • 79 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 8:42pm

    charming...Im sure you get it all the time...

  • 87 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:20pm

    A baboon has a closer stature to a skinny man. A manatee has a closer stature to a fat woman. We know what we're saying when we say this is a bad night. In my group we call them (ugly/fat chicks) Sea Donkeys.

  • 77 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:50pm

    oh goodness there are serious things wrong with my state

  • 75 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:22pm

    Don't be soft don't be sweet just fuck me as hard as you can! That's what I say< signed I women who loves to be fucked!

  • 71 68
    Submitted by wonderfulone on May 30, 10 at 7:34pm

    Thanks for that Raleigh, North Carolina. People in our state are really going places.

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 3, 09 at 12:54am

    That is just awesome

  • 73 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 10 at 9:48am

    Ya man

  • 75 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:11am

    I love North Carolina :)

  • 52 49
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 10, 11 at 3:02am

    Fuck yeah, tiny manatee!!