Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
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riding a fat chick...this is a BAD night people...
9:22 - And you get a "thanks for the offer but I have to go over here now..."?
charming...Im sure you get it all the time...
8:42, for that analogy, I would sleep with a guy. Seriously, that's fucking gold.
Well, I wouldn't sleep with him JUST for the analogy, but if I liked a guy, and heard him give this advice to a friend, I'd be like, "That's fantastic, wanna try it?"
its called a simile
A simile is an expressed analogy. #grammarnazifail
No one said she was fat. I doubt the dude fucking her looks like a baboon either.
manatees are the best
She will probably like it.
A baboon has a closer stature to a skinny man. A manatee has a closer stature to a fat woman. We know what we're saying when we say this is a bad night.
In my group we call them (ugly/fat chicks) Sea Donkeys.
Manatees are cows of the ocean...
Don't be soft don't be sweet just fuck me as hard as you can! That's what I say< signed I women who loves to be fucked!
I love North Carolina :)
That is just awesome
Angry sex is always the best!
lol that would be the funniest thing ever
Fuck yeah, tiny manatee!!
Thanks for that Raleigh, North Carolina. People in our state are really going places.
oh goodness there are serious things wrong with my state