There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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