Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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