i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
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I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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