Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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