Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Your cock deserves a montage
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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