your thong is hanging out like whoa
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
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But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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