If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You can't special order awesome
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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