Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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