Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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