they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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