Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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