So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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