How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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