is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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