You work out of a Hotel?
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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