Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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