and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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