this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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