WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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