Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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