Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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