Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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