NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
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Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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