Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
