Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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