Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
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You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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