This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
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