He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
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my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet