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• (818): View more from California

  i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.

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  Heaven soaked bacon.

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• (516): View more from New York

  It was kind of weird

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  What did your mom walk in?

  (516): View more from New York

  She flung her tampon across the room.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I mistook a propane tank for a keg.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me

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• (206): View more from Washington

  So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?

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  Vomiting outside the employee entrance

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• (949): View more from California

  Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.

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  I don't see the problem

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.

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• (310): View more from California

  I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.

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