Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(207): View more from Maine

using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.

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(770): View more from Georgia

We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."

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(507): View more from Minnesota

We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you

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(419): View more from Ohio

Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Let's have sex in an apple orchard

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(904): View more from Florida

Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.

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