Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.

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(210): View more from Texas

it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.

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(972): View more from Texas

Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...

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(619): View more from California

How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home

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(315): View more from New York

she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore

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(772): View more from Florida

If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.

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(281): View more from Texas

She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.

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