Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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