kristin has been a bad kristin
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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